FOR SALE: 2014 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon 4-Door Betty A Badass Built to Rule the Roads, Crush the Trails, and Make You Look Like a Legend

Price: $33,900 Mandan, ND

Alright, listen up this here is Betty, and she ain't your run-of-the-mill, soccer-mom Jeep. Oh no, Bettys a 2014 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon 4-Door, and shes been lovingly (and I do mean lovingly) pampered as a Pavement Princess for the last few years. But lets be real, Bettys itchin to get dirty. She was built to kick rocks, climb mountains, and slap mother nature in the face with every turn of her oversized tires.

Let me break it down for you in excruciating detail, because this Jeep deserves a spotlight brighter than those LED headlights Ill mention later.

The Basics (Or as I like to call em, What Bettys Packing):

Mileage: 64,678 (Thats barely a warm-up lap for Betty, folks shes just gettin started).

Engine: 3.6L V6 with 4.56 Gear Ratio translation: enough power to knock the teeth out of whatever mountain or trail you throw her way.

Color: Bright White Clear Coat a pure white that practically dares mud to mess with it.

Top: 3-piece color-matched hardtop because, like all legends, Betty knows how to keep it together or break it down when the time is right.

Now, lets talk about what Betty was BORN with these are her Factory Installed Options that came straight outta the Jeep factory like a 4x4 superhero:

4:1 Rock-Trac HD Part-Time 4WD when the going gets tough, Betty gets going harder. Rock-crawlings in her DNA.

Next Gen Dana 44 HD Front & Rear Axles those axles are tougher than your cousin's homemade moonshine.

Tru-Lok Front & Rear Locking Differentials Betty dont slip, she grips. You want traction? You got it.

Automatic Headlamps hands-free lighting. You think Betty needs YOU to turn on the lights? Please.

Rock Rails these aint just for show, pal. If you feel like grinding Betty over some boulders, shell slide on over em like butter on a hot biscuit.

115V Auxiliary Power Outlet yeah, shes got power. Charge your phone, power a blender, whatever. Bettys versatile.

Sirius Satellite Radio need a soundtrack while youre conquering the wild? Shes got you covered. Cue up your best Thunderstruck anthem while Betty roars.

Heated Leather Seats even badasses need to keep their buns warm when theyre out braving the cold.

Navigation System w/ Voice Command UConnect because Betty never gets lost unless you want to get lost together. Uconnects got you, though.

Alright, buckle up, because heres where Betty turns into a straight-up BEAST her Aftermarket Upgrades make her the stuff of legends:

Custom Color-Matched Fender Flares because even Betty needs to flex a little style while shes out crushing trails.

Poison Spider Rockslide Side Guards Betty doesnt just glide over obstacles, she dares the rocks to come at her. Go ahead, try and mess with those rock slides. Theyll fold before Betty does.

Poison Spider Front & Rear HD Bumpers with Recovery Shackles & Recessed Lighting these bumpers aint just for looks, theyre here for business. And by business, I mean making sure Bettys the toughest thing on the trail.

Fortified Receiver Hitch yeah, shell tow. Shes not just for show, shes got the guts to get the job done.

Poison Spider Oversized Spare Tire Carrier you wont find a donut here, pal. Betty rolls with a full-sized matching spare because anything less is an insult.

DV8 Offroad Aluminum Inner Fenders you gotta keep the important stuff protected when youre crushing it in the wild.

10,000 lb Warn Front Winch this things a monster. Whether youre pulling yourself or your buddies out of a jam, Bettys got the muscle to handle it.

Westin Light Bar and Fog Lamps because sometimes you need to turn night into day and make everyone around you feel like theyre about to see the gates of Valhalla.

LED Front Headlights brighter than your exs future, and they dont quit.

37x12.50 Nitto Terra Grappler G2 A/T Tires Bettys grip game is strong. These tires are practically new and will eat up the terrain like its breakfast.

4 EVO Rock Crawler Suspension Lift with Fox Shocks Bettys got legs for days. Whether youre scaling mountains or just want that high stance on the road, shes ready.

Bead Locker Wheels & 2 Wheel Spacers for that aggressive stance that says Yeah, Im here to wreck shop.

ARB Onboard Air Compressor inflating tires? No problem. Need to pump up an air mattress for the post-trail celebration? Bettys got it.

MagnaFlow Outlaw Dual Exhaust have you ever heard the growl of a thousand wolves? Well, this exhaust makes Betty sound like the leader of the pack. Trust me, youll want to roll the windows down just to hear her roar.

Bonus Round The Other Notes Section: Lets get personal. Betty hasnt seen the rough and tumble world she was built for, not yet. Shes been a Pavement Princess yeah, I said it. But dont you think for a second that she cant handle the heat.

Weve babied this beauty oil changes with Mobil 1, yearly inspections, and we just threw in a new radiator and pinion seal to keep things tighter than a drum. Shes got all the power, all the muscle, and she rides smoother than a whiskey on the rocks.

Oh, and did I mention, weve got an aftermarket scooped hood just sitting around? Yeah, if youre into that kind of thing, we can toss it in too (for the right price).

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Why Sell Betty? Look, I love Betty like shes my own flesh and blood, but we dont need her anymore. Our son got himself a new ride, and Betty deserves more than just sitting in the garage looking pretty. She deserves to get out there and do what she was built for tear it up. This Jeep is a legend in waiting, and Im ready to hand over the reins.

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So, if youre looking for a Jeep that turns heads, crushes trails, and makes you feel like the absolute king (or queen) of the road, Bettys the one. Shes ready to leave the pavement behind and write her next chapter out in the wild.

Do you have the guts to take her there?